There’s one place to be this week and it is Brighton Resort. Why’s that you may ask? Uhhhh because A. They got 8″ of POWDER last night and B. They are getting at least 4 more inches of powder tonight and C. they are the only resort open to take full advantage of this Spring Dump!!!! So what the hell are you doing at work, school, church, the hospital, daycare, the gym, the garden, in bed, etc.?
I know some of you have switched over into this is Spring mode, the need to put on a banana hammock and get a tan, but that can wait my friend! Within 2 weeks of blistering Summer heat you are gonna be like “Oh bro, I wish I could go boarding right now and slash some pow…” and your bro is gonna be like “dude, you should have used that last week of insane powder at Brighton! There was no one up there and the snow was amazeballs and life was but a dream.” Mad poetic, and it is true.
Do you want to feel like you own your own mountain? Do you want to feel like you can just turn the powder faucet to 11 and have some insane days? Well it is happening right now and you aren’t taking advantage of it! We still have discount lift tickets to Brighton and there won’t be any tourists up there because they have all gone home to their mosquito infested towns in the South. It’s just you, miles of powder, and a few close friends. Now, get your ass in gear, come down here and grab a ticket and get one last face chap of the season!
