Purdue Campus Police are trying to hunt down a skateboarding groper! I’m serious! This dude is skating around campus and groping chicks. Girls, if you want to stay safe you need to always have a pocket full of pebbles and drop them behind you. This will stop 99% of skateboard gropers.
A Florida man was apprehended by the Po Po after he set fire to a roll of paper towels and tried to flee on his skateboard. He was charged with possession of mary jane, arson, and resisting arrest. How’s that for a no-comply? {story}
Chevy Sonic reminds us that A. their car is not a skateboard and B. it is still a piece of crap. If this car was a good car they wouldn’t resort to making it do skate tricks. They would probably highlight it’s speed, handling, mpg, or general chick magnet-age. Watch the video and agree with me.
