It is super important that upon reading this blog post you start coughing loudly at work. Then rush into the bathroom and wet the sides of your hair and ladies take off all of your makeup. Men, take a pencil. Scribble wildly on a piece of paper until you get some good graphite buildup. Take said graphite and much like war paint, rub it under your eyes. Then go straight to your boss and tell him or her that you don’t feel well and it’s probably due to the weather. Then get your ass up to the mountain stat! It’s a Spring Dump!!! We are expecting 3-9 inches by tomorrow morning and we are running out of days in this year’s boarding season. I promise you in a matter of a few months you will be sweating your ass off, your deodorant will have failed and you will have a sunburned sunburn and you will need to know you did everything you did to milk the 2012-13 snowboard season. Good luck!
