Creature Sideshow Tee: Engineered for the Afterlife Step right up and witness the next evolution in skate-ready apparel. The Creature Sideshow Tee isn’t just printed cotton; it’s a piece of engineered grit, designed in Creature’s labs for relentless abuse. This tee features a Patented No-Choke™ ribbed collar that holds its shape through countless sessions and sweaty bail-outs, preventing the dreaded “bacon neck.” The graphic isn’t merely applied—it’s fused to the fabric using our exclusive Undead-Ink™ screen printing process, ensuring the vibrant sideshow freaks remain crisp and horrifyingly detailed, wash after wash. Built with a proprietary heavy-duty cotton blend and an anatomically correct skate fit, this tee is your uniform for lurking at the park or haunting the streets. Grab yours at Salty Peaks and wear a shirt that’s built to outlast the apocalypse.