Once every decade or so, there comes a true piece of cinematic artwork. Something so incredible, so beautiful, it encapsulates the life and times of a generation. It grips you to your seat with awe and wonder. It’s script is like poetry being read by Aphrodite herself. The visuals seem to entice every sense in your body as the characters leap off the screen and into your heart. I believe that movie is Avalanche Sharks.
Just amazing.
Sure, it’s an absurd plot, the acting is probably abysmal, and no one in the movie can actually snowboard, but I LOVE super cheesy sci-fi movies. I’m pretty positive Avalanche Sharks (also known as Sharkalanche) is looking to capitalize off another theatrical masterpiece, Sharknado, and in my humble opinion, they have succeeded But that’s enough out of me, enjoy yourselves a glimpse into the history that is being made and enjoy the trailer for Avalanche Sharks, and if anyone knows where to find this movie online, please let me know. Cheers.
Why yes, that is a picture of a woman getting eaten by a shark in a hot tub.
